oh my god... what the fuck?
So.... this is the story of why I didn't finish all my work and why i'm up at 3 am on a Monday morning.
I was working quietly away when I recieved a call from Bernard. He informed me that he and Son (Garrett) were coming to visit. I hadn't seen them since Friday. So anyways they get here and it just gets crazy.
Garrett somehow manages to once again get into everything. This boy washes his face with my stuff and then puts on makeup! Ha... he looked like a straight whore. Quote with that outfit: "Now hold on here chief. Imma need you give us 50 feet... and get me a bottled water." Haha... then Bernard followed suit, but he decided to make his makeup look like he had been domestically abused. Why? Because thats Bernard.
Then we start watching tv and shit comes on that just makes no sense. MTV 2 late at night on Sunday is crazy. Please watch SIC'EM on MTV. It is bananas. The night just continued to spin crazily out of control for the rest of the night. Ok then we started to just watch random shows, but we were hungry. So we ordered a pizza from Gumbys... why did that bitch take like an hour to fucking deliver???? We ordered at like 1:30 in the morning. NOONE ELSE IS FUCKING ORDERING PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways then Garrett and Bernard are eating and we discover a fucking hair in the pizza? Oh hells no. Thats it for me and Gumbys I will sign the divorce papers in the morning. This is of course after I finish writing my spanish paper, cover letter, and personal statement. Ha... I absolutely love it.
Anyways though, then Garrett was doing his cheerleading dance (and I saw this coming) knocked over his glass of juice and spilled it on my rug. That rug has been faithful to me for three years and only water has ever been dropped on it. I'm so sad. But its all good.
Now we're just chillin on bed like whoa. Now you may be thinking: "where is your roommate?" Well Arthi left to study before the boys showed up; supposedly anyways. We are so well matched Arthi and I. We have similar study habits and we're both excellent students, we just procrastinate. Its all gonna come back to haunt me one day. Horrible, horrible, horrible of us. Anyways i'm going to go and play with the boys somemore.
posted by Perfection1Day @ 3:10 AM
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